Alex Reid in Killer Film
My eyes! Oh, my eyes! They’re bleeding! OK, I’m exaggerating…but watching the trailer for Alex Reid’s debut feature film, Killer B*tch, has traumatised me for life. Who knew a film could be so bad? Gratuitous violence and soft-core porn, filmed by what appears to be home camcorders! If I was Alex Reid, the most talked-about man in showbiz right now, I would NOT want my name attached to this film. It’s amateur feel and even worse acting leaves a lot to be desired, and the content is offensive for the sake of offending. The film’s website features reviews that even say it’s ‘the worst film ever made’. They seem to be happy to play on the negative publicity as much as the positive. And yes, unbelievably, there has been some praise for the movie. Is it made up? Please tell me it’s made up! Davina McCall’s testimony on the website says: “I’m telling you I’m buying that. On the strength of that trailer, I’m buying that”. Is she being ironic? Alex did not make an appearance at the film’s première. There’s a surprise. Does this man even HAVE an agent? Aren’t they supposed to advise you on whether a job is a good idea or, as in this case, career suicide?! I would feature the trailer here for you to watch, but I’m a caring sort, so why would I want to put you through the three minutes of hell I had to endure? I’m doing you a favour, trust me.