Alex Reid: Shaken Not Stirred

Alex Reid: nice bloke, not a lot going on upstairs. Discuss. I mean, just take a look at this clip. The cage-fighting, wannabe actor agreed to be hypnotised by Jonathan Ross’ missus, despite the fact that she clearly has no idea what she’s doing. Taking part in Jane Goldman Investigates, Alex is seen being hypnotised as Jane reads from a piece of paper! Judging from the clip, she’s new to this, so why would you agree to do it if the person hypnotising you is not even a professional?! Imagine, he could’ve woken up and started barking like a dog or howling like a hyena. Insert appropriate Katie Price joke here. Anyway, whatever she did, it probably didn’t work. And the result is inevitably Alex pretending to be hypnotised and going back to a past life as a spy in Nazi Germany. Hmm, what a coincidence that one of his real-life ambitions is to be the next James Bond!