Kerry Katona: Slurry Kitten
I’m guessing you’ve seen it by now. The cringeworthy interview Kerry Katona did with This Morning on ITV. The phrase ‘car crash TV’ is being bantered around quite a lot. The singer/ BFF of Katie Price/ reality star came on the show to promote her new show on MTV One, ‘Kerry Katona: Whole Again’. There she was, complete with newly reduced breasts and back-to-blonde hair – apparently ‘looking and feeling great’, however, what ensued was a string of bearly distinguishable, slurred sentences.
I have to admit, despite clearly slurring her words, she managed to deliver reasonably coherent and relevant answers to the questions. The only problem was, she sounded…well…hammered. She claims it’s a side-effect of the medication she takes for bi-polar disorder. Whether she was under the influence of prescription drugs or another substance is up for speculation; we may never know. I genuinely felt sorry for her when I watched the interview, but maybe if you put yourself out there with these reality TV shows as she has done, then you should be prepared for the public to see absolutely all your highs and lows. Whatever happened to famous people wanting to be enigmatic? A little mystery never hurt anyone!
One thing is for sure though, this video clip will be haunting her for a long time to come: