Paris Hilton BFF Off
Just when you thought it was safe…just when Paris Hilton finally settled into a long-term relationship and stopped being tabloid fodder…ITV2 spoilt everything! The channel has announced a new programme for the autumn schedules called Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend.
This pathetic rehash of old reality TV formats ingenious new reality TV concept will involve a group of wannabe Hilton BFF’s (that’s Best Friend Forever for those that are born before 1995) living in a house together. The high-maintenance heiress will subject the contestants to back-to-back parties, PA’s and fashion shows to find out who can truly cut it as her faithful sidekick. Each week someone will get booted out of the house until a British version of Nicole Ritchie is found. Scary. Does that mean the eventual winner, two years down the line, will end up wearing strangely oversized sunglasses all the time and become pregnant by some kind of Brit rocker? Paris says she wants the winner to be “hot” and “real”. OK then…
Apparently Paris can use TV to get her anything now. She has to resort to reality TV to find herself a friend! 300 million people in the US and she has to come to our side of the pond to find a mate. It’s sad beyond measure, but what’s really sad is that it will probably be a ratings winner. Anyway, tune in just to see how bad it really is. Or maybe find something a little more intellectually stimulating to watch instead. It’s just a suggestion.
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paris is a sexy
this has got to be some sort of joke, who honestly gives a damn? this opens the floodgates to more mindless drivel
How can such a slapper get such a following.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
I know something more stimulating to watch instead…
I’m painting my garage door.. want to come round and watch it dry??
I wonder if she is now going to say she “works in TV… Its such hard work!”
She wouldn’t be able to get away with this siht if mindless moronic drones weren’t there to keep her afloat, get a life people, seriously
One bullet.
Just one.
Done.
Paris Hilton – what a pr*ck. Commercial bullsh*t TV just like Big Brother etc.
How bad of a state is British TV in nowadays[?] – awful!
i auditioned to be on this show, i walked out of the audition, i thought wtf am i doing here? they wanted us to pretend we were on a red carpet =/
Good for her I say. As long as there are ‘moronic drones’, people without lives and people who clearly do ‘give a damn about mindless drivel’ such as yourselves (otherwise you wouldn’t have bothered posting, right?), a ‘slapper’ like Paris will get such a following. I have no doubt her show will be a hit, so good for her.
god, only Paris Hilton would have to resort to a television show to find a friend.
I feel quite sorry for her. Maybe this is the only way she can GET friends.
NUTS!!!!
god she needs shooting
LOOOOL AT PARIS! Shes extremely blonde, makes her COOOL XD
What has our world come to? a world where a spoilt little girl who has too much and yet gives so little is regarded as someone that we as a society should give 2 number 2′s about!
if i had a morsel of what this clapped out little fart, who in my opinion is rather ugly in every sense, i would ‘make a difference’ in many people’s life. Why not get her on a show where she has to give her money away to someone who can do something with it?
Hi webmaster!
god she needs shooting
NUTS!!!!
god, only Paris Hilton would have to resort to a television show to find a friend.
i auditioned to be on this show, i walked out of the audition, i thought wtf am i doing here? they wanted us to pretend we were on a red carpet =/
Paris Hilton – what a pr*ck. Commercial bullsh*t TV just like Big Brother etc.
How bad of a state is British TV in nowadays[?] – awful!
One bullet.
Just one.
Done.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
this has got to be some sort of joke, who honestly gives a damn? this opens the floodgates to more mindless drivel
Dirty stupid spoilt whore deserves to be exiled to Iraq.
Well, nevermind all that. Have you guys heard her new track?
Ryan Seacrest premiered her brand new song, “My BFF”, on his morning show!
Check it out at:
http://www.kiisfm.com/pages/paris/
Wishh i was her new bff x
I love u paris xxxxxxxxxxxx
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love amyyy x